We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? 

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: 

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask:
‘Are you still cleaning,  or are you flying somewhere?’ 

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 
‘You’re next, Baby.’ 

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. 

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. 

Both result in death
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